dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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