so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Randomize
