No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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