She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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