we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
