i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Is that strawberry winking at me??
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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