Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
