No awkward lesbian experiences without me
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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