Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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