lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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