she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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