STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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