Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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