Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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