I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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