I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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