$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Please, let me fuck your mom
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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