this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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