I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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