You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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