awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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