to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
