The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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