it was like his penis was on wheels.
I looked at my own cervix.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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