how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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