When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
