Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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