I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Randomize
