thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The adults are the big ones right?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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