Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
