? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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