After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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