Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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