im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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