we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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