where am i from again
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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