Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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