well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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