Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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