Porn is love you can see.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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