Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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