we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
and you fell through a lawn chair
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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