Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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