Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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