For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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