I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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