I want to make a zoo with you.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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