This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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