hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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