Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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