I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Randomize
